How to describe Quartissimo and Martina Majerle's "Love Symphony?" It's like Trans-Siberian Orchestra goes disco? It's like Il Divo with strings? It's like an Eastern European "Fifth of Beethoven?" It's like really annoying? Yes, let's go with that one.
Not that I spent a lot of time contemplating this, but there is no way Martina Majerle did NOT use a ton of tape to keep the top of her dress in place.
Rebeka Dremelj will represent Slovenia in Belgrade this year with "Vrag naj vzame," which is a pretty generic Eurovision track.
Notes taken during the show but not posted...
1. Bosnia & Herzogovena
Natalie Portman isn't known for her singing. Dressed like a chartreuse ballerina, and I don't know why she has on her hand a giant postage stamp with a grasshopper in it. But, hey, at least all the dry ice means I don't have to see how she's dressed anymore. The backup singers are white figure pottery.
Started rough at first - but got bettter as the song went on. Boring song - closing credits to a Bond film.
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2. Spain
Well, now the competition begins, and Spain comes on with a high energy performance. All dressed in white, they look like 98 degrees. Probably could've won 5 years ago - except it's not 5 years ago. Tight, though cheesy choreo. I HEART YOU MI VIDA E A O. Huh?
Plus, there's a giant rotating triangle on the lights. Shameless plug to the gay contingent. But it sounded like it got a good reception.
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3. Belarus, again 3rd up.
Aw, he's so dreamy. And the rock pose, feet planted 4 feet apart from them is so very well rehearsed. Seems to me he could take a lesson from Darren Romeo, at least is able to sing in tune and do his magic moves at the same time. Dunno about this one, I picked him to do well, but... it feels a little safe to me.
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4. Ireland
Oh, god, Ireland - this is gonna be death. Man, she is really flat... terrible. Kill me now.
She sits on every note. Like a fat woman crushing a big tuffet and her ass cheeks are hanging over. Like when a square is sat on and becomes a trapezoid.
Giving the mp3 isn't going to help them get votes with as crappy a performance as this. And whipping out the bodhran isn't going to help either. I stand by my haiku.
England may have competition for 0 points this year.
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5. Finland
She's stolen Slovenia's outfit.
Feed issues - but I don't really feel I've missed much.
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6. FYR Macedonia
She's in better voice tonight. Impressively, at one point she's lifted up by a dancer and doesn't miss a note. She looks comfortable up there.
Doesn't change the fact the song isn't good. But if performances were the only thing that got them into the top 10, she's in.
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7. Slovenia
This song is like an Olympic theme, I can see the torch being lit... no, wait, that's just her hand.
The crowd loves her, especially when she goes into opera voice. Some pitchy with some pretty simple intervals, but overall pretty strong performance. Big voice, and it works well in a big arena.
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8. Hungary
It's rough to follow Slovenia with a gritty blues song. Most singers would feel a temptation to oversing at the outset to overcome a big operatic number right before, could be trouble. I'm worried that song order could ultimately hurt her. It's tough, you spend 1 minute of your 3 minutes winning the crowd over.
I get chills on "why did you leave me," and it leaves the crowd cheering.
I think she won them over, but I don't think she'll win.
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9. Lithuania
Yawn. Too many women in a row, and, honey, you do not compare.
Pixie haircut, the rest of the band only gets to be a big shadows on a scrim. She looks nervous.
Again, I have problems with the name and the image. A group with a name "4Fun" should not dress all in black, have shadows, and in general, present a visual image only of black. Drab.
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10. Greece
Wow, Greece has the same staging as Turkey. But it is nice to see him being backed up by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and then turned into a maypole.
The song, however, ain't no Turkey tune. "No lies, she's the bomb" Do people use that slang anymore?
The choreo ain't nothin to write home about either. I haven't seen choreo this bad since DJ Bobo.
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11. Georgia
Sopho save us!
But, sadly, she's totally running on adrenaline, and seems to be having less fun than she did in the Semis. She's trying too hard to project, and it's too much. Pulling back just a little would've helped. I'm hoping, but not sure that top 10 finish I want is possible.
I still don't care, I love the song.
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12. Sweden
Ah, good timing for some fluff. However, the lead singer has the same problem as Blake Lewis - dead eyes. Also he's playing too much to the camera. Again, a lot of black staging this time. Although having him sit and spin on the spiral is a nice touch. Funny, "sit and spin" is about where my thoughts were at.
This performance reminds me of the Scissor Sisters. A LOT.
Jen & I decided not to liveblog the final, since writing and viewing is a pain. We're each going to do our own write-ups.
We had problems with the feed from Octoshape going out on us, to the point where we actually missed all of Russia's number. We'll fill in our thoughts on that one after we watch the replay.
One disappointment was that Lordi didn't perform live. The show kicked off with a video for "Hard Rock Hallelujah", but I don't know if Lordi was even there. Too bad.
1. Bosnia
What is she wearing? It looks like a Christmas tree right before you take it down. It's kind of a dull start to the show. She's singing fine, but the song just doesn't do it for me. She should benefit from bloc voting, but I don't know if anyone else is going to remember this in the end.
2. Spain
Wait, is this 2007 or 1997? A boy band? Seriously? There's not much harmonizing going on, and the dancing is pedestrian at best. They are in synch... er... so to speak. Technically, they're fine, but this is a huge whatever.
3. Belarus
Koldun looks like Hugh Jackman. Apparently, this song is about alcohol. It has grown on me, I must say, but I don't think he's singing it well. He doesn't think so either, I bet, since he decides not to go for the high note at the end. Good choice.
4. Ireland
The problem with trying to predict winners based on the songs is that the live performance has the potential to be utterly disastrous (case in point: Jemini). Had I known that Dervish were going to be so pathetically awful live, I would not have predicted the U.K. would get the nil vote. The singer sounds like the folk singer in the Lemmiwinks episode of South Park. Abysmal.
5. Finland
Our feed went out here, but watching the replay showed that I didn't miss much. Again, it's Evanescence-lite. It's gothy and it rocks and whatnot, but it's just mediocre. I doubt Helsinki will get to host Eurovision again next year.
There's a little host segment where our hosts Jaana and Mikko meet a girl named Krisse, who says she's the world's biggest Eurovision fan and dreams of hosting. She ends up doing backstage bits for the rest of the evening. This is ridiculously staged, since Krisse is a famous Finnish comedienne apparently. She actually turns out to be kind of amusing (especially during the voting when she consoled Scooch when they weren't doing well).
6. Macedonia
The fog machine is working on overload! Karolina's singing better here than she did on Thursday, but this is such a dull number. She may do well, but I'm so not into the song.
7. Slovena
Alenka is so happy to be there! It's kinda sweet, actually. Sadly, the more I hear this song, the more it grates on my nerves. Too low-budget Lloyd Webber. She still loves the lights-on-the-hand bit.
8. Hungary
This is really early, so I hope her distinctive style and the uniqueness of the song (compared to your standard Eurovision fare) helps her get votes later. She's singing better tonight than during the semis, save for an invisible high note. Excellent performance.
9. Lithuania
Not just 4Fun, The 4Fun. The staging is very simple: lead singer with guitar up front, rest of the band behind a screen in silhouette. The song is bad, though, which the lack of over-the-top staging just points up. Not terrible, but not good either.
10. Greece
Play up that Zorba the Greek stereotype, Sarbel! The words are pathetic: "All eyes on Maria/No lie, she's the bomb." Wow. Horrible lyrics, annoying melody. The little Walk Like an Egyptian dance moves don't help, obviously. They do some dancing with ribbons that's cute, and the dancers end with the ribbons shaped in the form of the Eurovision heart logo. That's about all that's good about this, though.
11. Georgia
Sopho's oversinging it a bit, but I don't care. I would love for her to win, although I know it's not going to happen. This is my favorite song of the competition, and generally she's given Georgia a good showing tonight.
She's feeling her inner smile. It makes her smile on the outside. I have no idea why she's dressed like a vampire. Doesn't she know that's Switzerland's thing this year? But I have to admit, having Torino's Olympic logo all in lights and on her hand is pretty cool.
Alenka Gotar is wearing the outfit that Natalia Barbu rejected earlier in the night, apparently. What's up with all the goth stuff, by the way? There's so much leather tonight that I may become an animal rights activist.
Alenka's hand is glowing. She has little Swarovski-like stick-on lights on her palm. She looks proud of them.
This song is just so drab. It sounds like a cut number from Phantom, if I'm being honest. The audience seems to have eaten this up, though. That makes me slightly nervous.
Alenka Gotar - "Cvet Z Juga"
You hate to demean a song as having nothing redeeming it about it. I mean, I think of the sincerity of the songwriter, the vocal training necessary to sing opera, the effort in finding backup singers, teaching them the part, the years of training in the studio musicians, then the expense of time in the studio, and the costs of producing, and mixing. And then, I'm sure there was a competitive process in Slovenia, which means that Alenka Gotar had to beat out other people to get to this point.
That said, there is nothing redeeming about this song.
Alenka Gotar: "Cvet Z Juga"
Another traditional music-inflected, synth-string driven Eurovisiony song. Still, Alenka gets all operatic during the chorus, so it's got that going for it. Sorta.
I wish I thought of this when the show started. Our story so far:
1. Armenia (Andre: "Without Your Love") - Generic Eastern Mediterranean pop. Blah.
2. Bulgaria (Mariana Popova: "Let Me Cry") - Stiff singer, decent song, bad back-up dancers.
3. Slovenia (Anžej Dežan: "Mr Nobody") - Good song, even if it's generic Eurotrash discopop. More bad dancing.
4. Andorra (Jennifer: "Sense Tu") - Non-English. Sounded like Vanilla Ninja. Even more bad dancing.
5. Belarus (Polina Smolova: "Mum") - Think of a hard-rocking Backstreet Boys with a female singer and 80s clothing. Plus the back-ups almost dropped the singer when they lifted her.
6. Albania (Luiz Ejlli: "Zjarr e Ftohtë") - Ooo, traditional musicans. More generic Eastern Mediterranean pop, though. Not surprisingly, this is not in English.
7. Belguim (Kate Ryan: "Je T'Adore") - Ooo, fluorescent pink mike stands! Someone has heard the "Chess" album. Key lyric: "Je t'adore and I can't conceal it."
8. Ireland (Brian Kennedy: "Every Song Is a Cry for Love") - And every Irish entry is a cry for help. Awful.
9. Cyprus (Annette Artani: "Why Angels Cry") - Buxom singer. Flabby pop song.
10. Monaco (Séverine Ferrer: "La CoCo-Dance") - Had a Hawaiian theme. Grass skirts and everything. Lame. It was sung in French. [NOTE: Actually, it's Tahitian. My bad.]
11. Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (Elena Risteska: "Ninanajna") - Slutty. The singer, the music, the lyrics. Slutty. Kinda awesome, but only in a Britney Spears way.
12. Poland (Ich Troje: "Follow My Heart") - White tails on the piano player. Polish rapping, in a Real McCoy way. The male singer has green hair. The female singer is in a mask. It's like Andrew Lloyd Webber did a song for Dead or Alive.
