5. Norway - Christine Guldbrandsen: "Alvedansen"

Christine is impossibly cute. She has three back-up singers and two "violin players", who "play" like they've never touched a violin before. The song has a modern Celtic feel to it. You know, the type of Celtic music you see on PBS pledge drives. Mediocre. The song title translates to "elf dance," by the way. (I'm assuming. It looks like it would translate to "elf dance.")